An improvised bluegrass musical featuring old-timey bluegrass tunes and a rotating cast on traditional instruments like banjo, guitar, fiddle, mandolin, washboard, and jug …


Playing monthly in NYC
Schedule here.

A screaming middle-aged woman wearing a 5XL black t-shirt as a Shakespearean schmata clasps a hardbound 20th-century edition of The Riverside Shakespeare whilst posing against a background of realistic blood spatter  "NURSE! by Ayun Halliday"

NURSE!


Written and performed by Ayun Halliday

Love! Death! Aging! Teenagers!

Juliet’s Nurse hits the road, to deploy her eyewitness observations in an increasingly frenzied attempt to correct the record regarding “the greatest love story ever told.

Inspired by actress / Brooklyn Theater fire survivor Kate Claxton's historic lecture tour.

Click here for Dramatis Personae, Timeline, and TRIGGER WARNINGS!

NURSE has played at
The Tank (NYC) / The Facility Theater (Chicago) The Phoenix Festival (Nyack NY) / The Players Ring (Portsmouth NH) /  The Episcopal Actor’s Guild (NYC) / The Bechdel Project (NYC) / The New York Society Library (NYC) / Quimby’s Bookstore (NYC)

NURSE is available to tour internationally. No venue too undistinguished. Inquire about bringing this solo show to your theater or festival!

BIG NEWS: NURSE is morphing into a graphic novel.
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My God. Who is this glamorous lady? SOMEBODY CAST HER, even though she uses a passport photo taken by a random employee at the UPS Store as her professional headshot! Current dream roles: The Nurse, Mother Courage, Pippin’s grandma & any Chekhov you’d care to throw her way…

I’m not just some starlet sipping soda at Schrafft’s, waiting for you to discover me, though…

I AM THE QUEEN OF THE APES!!!

Theater of the Apes

Human See. Human Do.

Theater of the Apes was formed pre-pandemic as an ongoing theatrical concern of Kotis, Kotis, Kotis & Halliday. While we continue regrouping, enjoy a peek at some of the shows I’ve cooked up under its auspices!

In which an aged book is pulled from the vortex and resurrected as a one-night-only New York City variety show.

A raucous mid-life meditation on the comedy of existence, the hell of long term relationships, and the play where “nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes…”.


Other Shows

Some of Ayun’s theatrical oddities from beyond the realm of Theater of the Apes…

Three middle-aged women & three teenage boys attempt to survive in a post-digital, pre-apocalyptic agrarian landscape, with dialogue culled from social media. Like. Like. Heart emoticon. Like.

A teenaged deep-dive expedition through “The Little Mermaid,” eschewing Disney’s happy ending for the explicit trauma of Hans Christian Andersen’s original.

An autobiographical root-vegetable-based NICU puppet show.

The Neo-Futurists

I also logged a decade with the Neo-Futurists, writing and performing in Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind: 30 Plays in 60 Minutes and a handful of other Neo-Futurist productions in both Chicago and New York. Speaking of babies… look at me! Look at Greg!


​​Wanna mess around with some weird theater?

I await you on the New Play Exchange.

Make a Donation to the Apes!

Donate now at Fractured Atlas!

Thanks to the fiscal sponsorship of Fractured Atlas, Theater of the Apes has the ability to accept your tax-deductible donations. We use these little windfalls to pay casts and crews and save up to take it on the road, and believe the Queen of the Apes when she says we will thank you in the program.

Fractured Atlas is a 501(c)(3) public charity. Contributions for the purposes of Theater of the Apes are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.